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Friday, December 31, 2021

A New Year’s prayer for an average, boring, unremarkable 2022

Welcome to Boring, Oregon

Note: Pastor Charles saw the following piece in the online edition of his hometown newspaper, The Tampa Bay Times (formerly the St. Petersburg Times) and thought it worth sharing with the St. Paul's UMC family. It is posted here with the author's permission.

Shh. Everyone be quiet. Don’t rustle. Are you sure you want to wear such a noisy dress? Sequins are overplayed. Put down that noise blower! EXCUSE ME, IS THAT A TRUMPET?

Everyone may be tempted to celebrate big this New Year’s Eve. Despite ever-looming coronavirus variants, life has crept toward something approaching normal. That’s invigorating.

But it is my obligation to remind you what happened last year when people were optimistic. Not six days into 2021, violent insurrectionists stormed the U.S. Capitol, and Arnold Schwarzenegger had to admonish everyone while holding a sword. That set the tone, didn’t it? Our long-awaited summer was all about delta, and I don’t mean the airline. We had broken supply chains, inflation, mask mandate lawsuits over lawsuits to stop the lawsuits. And on top of everything, Gen Z said our jeans were ugly!

Read more at this link.

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